May 18, 2008

  • *spaz*

    So I'm finally at the age where even I can no longer hide from the apparentness that EVERYONE'S DOING IT.

    AND IT'S GROSS!
    D:

    I had the epiphany that I'm not a little kid anymore when I realized I'm at the age that I double-protect the school toilet seats in fear of contracting herpes and syphilis and all sorts of gonorrhea!  Since then, I uncomfortably overhear things about the intimate lives of my classmates ("we did it in the baseball field, in his sister's bed, omgz totallyyyyyyy").  I mean, I was nothing less than the most mature person ever in my Sexual Education lessons in middle school and freshman year (so maybe i giggled at some penis diagrams, and epididymis is just a funny word to say), and I even managed to struggle through explaining to Lisa what a clitoris is, but I just get so antsy and uncomfortable when it's about personal experiences. 

    On all accounts, I can't imagine anyone having anything less than two layers of clothing on, much less think of any of my classmates being anything less than the PUREST SOULS EVER.  I MAY BE WRONG, BUT STILL.  I CAN DREAM.  ;_;  Just turn away from that girl whose boobies are just TOTALLY OUT THERE.  Just turn away, Christa! 

    Though I usually never can.  It's like those things where something is just so shocking and gruesome (though i suppose "gruesome" isn't the right word, lol) that no matter how much you want to turn away, you simply can't.  I like to tell myself that's why guys turn heads at girls with voluptuous chests: "What a hideous sight!  I must look!"

    I'm (mostly) fine with what people do in their private lives, and I understand when they want to tell their closest, most trustworthy friends about it (even though i'm still uncomfortable with it when you tell me, but at least i can pretend i'm mature), but when you're showing cell phone pictures of your waxed cootchie to your classmates and CHRISTA ACCIDENTALLY SEES AND BECOMES TERRIBLY TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE, I think that's crossing a few lines!

    I was talking about this with my AP English group the other day, and Phuc possibly every other day, but it's become a more major topic in my everyday going-ons as Phuc and I are enduring our first experience with a friend (more of an acquaintance for me, but still) becoming a teenage mother, and more and more people seem to grow affectionate of discussing the intimate details of their private lives with each other while within my space bubble. 

    Regardless, as far as I'm concerned, everyone's a virgin and all boys look like Ken dolls! D:

    Go Ken, go spread your inspiring penis-less influence on my male classmates so that I don't have to accidentally overhear their loud stories about "TOTALLY GIVING IT TO HER" that make me hide under Phuc's jacket anymore! D:

    Anguished, I am now off to continue procrastinating on my homework.

    Bye for now!
    ;_;

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