Hey.

And for real, now.  1337.
As you all may know (or at least.. maybe.. two of you), Xanga now has a translation project to provide Xanga to people of all languages at translate.xanga.com
The mission statement on the front page:

Of course, I checked it out in curiosity, and saw some pretty cute languages in the making, i.e. Pirate and Klingon, both having no translations made yet.  I Googled their respective dictionaries and got some results (some.. some), and also saw a 1337 (leet) translation page, much of which (roughly 800 entries) were already translated.  In excitement, I clicked on the link to witness the 1337||355, to be gravely disappointed.

Fellow online gamers, feel my pain.. it was NIB.  D:  (lol if the writer of those translations were to read this page).  It was totally not completely translated -- as leetnglish (my sad attempt at leet + english, in the fashion of Spanglish) as it gets.  Very restricted translations, limited to altering E to 3, A to 4, O to 0, and L to |.  At that instant, as I stared upon the page of semi-translated words, I was distressed and knew that action had to be taken.  Action against the nib1337.

However, I had no means to do anything at that instant.  I probably knew just as little 1337 as the wannabe 13373|2, but I was set on it.  Xangans will click on the "1337" option on the translation box, and they will expect mindblowing 1337, not limited omgosh, all the A,E, and Os transformed.  I knew what I had to do.  I wiki'd a 1337 alphabet, and became literate in the hacker-originated language.  Yes, that's right.  I'm now literate (definitely not pro, but literate.  like.. a first grader) in 1337.  And I am currently correcting, gradually and as we speak, the nib translations to the level of 1337||355 that they should be.

DUN DUN DUN.  Lol um.  More on more important parts of my life later.

Today's lesson: ...Lol all I learned is 1337.  LOL LET'S HAVE THE LESSON IN 1337.  Kay: [)373|2//!||47!0|| !5 |<3`/.  :OOO

hopefully, you feel the same

Bye for now.