being one of the girls on The Bachelor reality show. 

I mean, just watching it makes me want to slap the main guy and yell, "YOU SCUMBAG, KISSING FOUR GIRLS IN ONE DAY WTF"

Also, I can't handle guys who think they're pimps but just come off as creepy, unlikable guys that can multi-task their stalking business -- "Christa, I hold you now!  Let me express my desire to bed together, although you have no interest in me and the way that I am outwardly molesting your soul despite my knowledge of you having a steady boyfriend utterly disgusts you!  GRUNTimanuglycaveman."  Interestingly, I was never hit on in Middle School.  Non-single women apparently have some weird appeal: "Come on to me and all will kick thine arse."  It has the effect of a dare.  Not that I'm the total shizznappleezzzz at the moment, mind you.  It's just that 3-5 people over the last two years > 0.  o_o

Not that the guy on the Bachelor is a crazy wannabe.  He's a straight pimp.  He can let the other girls know that he kisses three other girls on the daily and they're all cool with it.  The Bachelor is probably the most supported form of Pimpdom I've ever seen.

alas:

monogamous affection = win