November 23, 2006

• In my perfect world...

  • in respect to the theory that "You learned all that you ever need in Kindergarten", school has snacktime and naptime.
  • pet mice live forever.
  • long-distance relationships last.
  • people get a chance to fall in love with their soul mate.
  • Hello Kitty lotion does not smell bad.
  • toenail clippings drop where I want them to.
  • there is be no such thing as "The page cannot be displayed."
  • raspberries have more zest.
  • spicy foods has a tad less zest to my tongue.
  • the zest of Phuc's noodles remains just right.
  • I can drink soda without the bubbles being too strong for my throat.
  • more people are happy.
  • people coming out of the closet aren't doing so purely based on popular media, but rather from courage.
  • the 28th of the month is Phuc and Christa day.
  • more people take classes outdoors.
  • less seagulls poop on people.
  • I can carry a 131238123-piece first aid kit in my pocket, physician included.
  • I still have Roary.
  • I can remember people's names.
  • people say "please" and "thank you."
  • I still have all my old friends.
  • people travel more.
  • there are glasses that fight the effects of raindrops.
  • cell phone plans don't require me to wait until 9 p.m. to safely make a phone call.
  • people can read my mind on what I want.  Then give it to me.
  • life isn't a rollercoaster because of its ups-and-downs, but rather because it's enjoyable, a thrill, you cling to someone else's hand for reassurance, and at the end, you feel satisfied and ready to leave.
  • I stop losing socks.
  • I am able to help people.
  • I can eat as many eggs in a day as I like without worrying about cholesterol.
  • salads taste better.
  • I own a chicken.
  • I own a pig.
  • I own a cow.
  • uh, I own a farm.  Where animals don't poop.  :]
  • I can blow bubbles, all the time.  And every time someone sees one, they smile.

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