• in respect to the theory that "You learned all that you ever need in Kindergarten", school has snacktime and naptime.
• pet mice live forever.
• long-distance relationships last.
• people get a chance to fall in love with their soul mate.
• Hello Kitty lotion does not smell bad.
• toenail clippings drop where I want them to.
• there is be no such thing as "The page cannot be displayed."
• raspberries have more zest.
• spicy foods has a tad less zest to my tongue.
• the zest of Phuc's noodles remains just right.
• I can drink soda without the bubbles being too strong for my throat.
• more people are happy.
• people coming out of the closet aren't doing so purely based on popular media, but rather from courage.
• the 28th of the month is Phuc and Christa day.
• more people take classes outdoors.
• less seagulls poop on people.
• I can carry a 131238123-piece first aid kit in my pocket, physician included.
• I still have Roary.
• I can remember people's names.
• people say "please" and "thank you."
• I still have all my old friends.
• people travel more.
• there are glasses that fight the effects of raindrops.
• cell phone plans don't require me to wait until 9 p.m. to safely make a phone call.
• people can read my mind on what I want.  Then give it to me.
• life isn't a rollercoaster because of its ups-and-downs, but rather because it's enjoyable, a thrill, you cling to someone else's hand for reassurance, and at the end, you feel satisfied and ready to leave.
• I stop losing socks.
• I am able to help people.
• I can eat as many eggs in a day as I like without worrying about cholesterol.
• salads taste better.
• I own a chicken.
• I own a pig.
• I own a cow.
• uh, I own a farm.  Where animals don't poop.  :]
• I can blow bubbles, all the time.  And every time someone sees one, they smile.