August 16, 2006

• Hullo.

  
  

  As of late, I've been thinking about all the things I could sue people for, just because I can.  America is very suing-everyone-for-odd-reasons HQ, with the suing Starbucks for not having a warning that their coffee is hot, suing McDonald's on obesity.  So I was eating claimed-as-boneless salmon, when there was a trace of cartilage, and then finally, a slim white bone.  I preserved it as evidence.  The orange juice had pulp without saying it would have pulp.  Evidence.  The temporary tattoo lasted 5 days less than its claimed 2 weeks!  Evidence!!!

  
  

  Okay, so rest assured I won't be suddenly inspired to take these items to court, challenging the likes of Costco, Berkeley Farms, and.. whoever made the temporary tattoo.  Call it quirky, but I just.. enjoy the collections.

  
  

  I went Back-to-School shopping this morning courtesy of the Mervyn's Sale, which is a grand collection of three shirts and two pairs of pants.  I was going to buy some cheap screen tees, the major reason I asked to go, but they were just so.. morbid and.. depressing.  Dark dreary colors with designs of blood and broken wings and the request to "recollect my soul and destroy the remains".  Instead, I bought a sky blue t-shirt with a turtle on it, announcing "I'm always so slow, so I'm always late!  =("  It made me smile when I saw it, therefore winning me over.

  
  

  I doubt I'll be buying the necessities of school, like pencils, highlighters.. y'know, school.. whatnot.  >___>;;  Maybe just cookies, and I'll walk in 10 days from now, with a smile on my face.  Cookies make everything fine.

  
  

  Today's lesson: The ability to breathe in fresh air and have the unshakable feeling of being alive is a privilege.

  
  

  you seem so out of context

  
  

  Bye for now.

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